everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards
i have seen a new world
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
(Source: trillow)
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
My week is basically:
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
Bonnie died a virgin.
Bonnie died for a boy who cheated on her with a ghost.
Bonnie died for a boy who never even told her that he loves her.
Bonnie died without anyone knowing besides Jeremy and Stefan.
Bonnie died without telling her friends so they can have a good…
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
BUT BONNIE, BONNIE, BONNIE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Bonnie Bennett 4.22 The Walking Dead